Despicable Me 2
Original Despicable Me a fine movie. Fine like 7-11 wine, Dane Cook, or de Minnesota Vikings in dat none be particularly memorable but all deliver in perfektly adequate fashion. So, when sekwel, Despicable Me 2, released, monster torn. On de one hand, me not really tink first movie dat remarkable, find going to movies too expensive, and whenever go monster’s ass fur always get matted on account of popcorn butter and gum left on seat. On de other hand, monster’s girlfriend, Rowena, inform him he going. So, me went.
And be pleasantly surprized. It be like going to a Dane Cook concert and having Louis C.K. show up instead!
Movie pick up where last one left off. Gru now a lovable fulltime dad to tree young daughters – and about a hundred little yellow minions. It a much harder job den being a supervillain. But it not all sunshine and birthday parties at Casa Gru because evil afoot…
Where? Well, dat what he have to find out wit help of undercover AVL (Anti-Villain League) agent Lucy Wilde. SOMEbody poised to use mutagen PX-41 (side effekts include some monsterism)! SOMEbody also kidnapping minions who be disappearing faster den audience members at a Dane Cook movie! SOMEbody also hire away his best evil scientist, Dr. Nefario, wit promise of more villainous masterplan and dental coverage! But who it be?!!
To find out, Gru go undercover at a shopping mall where he immediately suspekt Mexican restaurant owner, Eduardo, of being diabolically dead supervillain EL MACHO!
But tings go from bad to worse for Gru: 1. Nobody believe him. 2. Somebody else arrested and case closed. 3. One of his daughters be dating Eduardo’s son! And de frosting on de cupcake: 4. Lucy being transferred to Australia! Dis really bum Gru out because he aktually starting to develop feelings for her. What a former supervillain to do?
Why, crash Eduardo’s Cinco de Mayo party and diskover his secret lair and proof dat he really be EL MACHO of course! Unfortunately, proof consist of monstered-up purple former minions who babble and make about as much sense as…oh…Dane Cook’s career.
Lucy get kidnapped and it’s Gru to de reskue! Wit help of a couple of minions and Dr. Nefario who have reconsidered his career opportunities.
Action! Suspense! Laughs! Disaster averted! Gru and Lucy marry! And minions sing us out!
Verdikt: A better skript den first movie focus more on fun, family, and minions. Also, no Dane Cook!
Rating: 8 chocolate chippee cookies